first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
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its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
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Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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