I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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