I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
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funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
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I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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