so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
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I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
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That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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