You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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