I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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