I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
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I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
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I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
Never joke about your clitoris.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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