I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox
You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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