guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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