dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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