Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
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