just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
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So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
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Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
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Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
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