doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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