remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
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Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
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I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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