he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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