you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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