Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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