My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
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Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
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Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
and then I drunkenly screamed, "you can ride that Uber all the way to revenge city!"
which was funny until I realized I paid for my enemy's cab to go fuck my ex
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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