In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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