Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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