You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
