1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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