If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
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