Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
i just google imaged poop.
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
Randomize
