just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
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I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
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She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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