I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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