you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
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If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
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I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
True strength comes from lack of pants
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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