I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
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