I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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