New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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