You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
We talked him into tasing himself.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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