If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
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Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
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Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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