im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Randomize
