the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
that is very illegal...i love you.
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