Princesses don't give blow jobs
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
NoShamevember. You game?
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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