ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
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