We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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