I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
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