Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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