but the lizard people decide everything anyway
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
And then he peed in my hair
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