I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
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The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
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I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
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