id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
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