This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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