We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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