It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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