franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
The lady at the touchless car wash just gave me the look of death. How do I say, "sorry it's not my puke" in Spanish?
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
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Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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