real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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