Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I don't think brook has ever known best
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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