i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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