I feel like I've been hit by a train. I woke up this morning covered in wine, free condoms, and a sign language dictionary.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
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Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
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All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
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