i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
try to milk me bitch
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