Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
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Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I stole a fireplace last night.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
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I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
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