At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
Randomize
