there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
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You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
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So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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